“Love: I’m not telling you my name”
I can’t get enough of this! Filled with sass and dressed up with wreathes and skulls…a letter to Santa has the internet in tears!
While it’s been a Christmas tradition for many forever, one young man was not having the whole “write a letter to Santa” thing. Sarah McCammon, a reporter for NPR shared the following on Twitter a few days ago!
The letter reads:
Santa I’m only doing this for the class. I know your notty list is emty. And your good list is emty. and your life is emty. You don’t know the trouble i’ve had in my life. Good bye.
I’m not telling you my name.”
My favourite part?
“And your life is emty.”
Oh…and his “troubles”…yeah, anyone with a sibling can relate.
PS - the "troubles" in his life? His brother. Don't call child services. 😂— Sarah McCammon NPR (@sarahmccammon) December 3, 2017
I wonder how the young writer’s parents talk around the house? Or maybe he just watches alot of Curb Your Enthusiasm or something…
Either way, the letter had other parents sharing some stories of their own!
LOLOL. Love your little skeptic.— Cleo’s Hat (@CleopatrasHat) December 3, 2017
Similarly, in 2nd grade, my daughter's response to a personal essay assignment was, “I do not like to share personal details.” 🤣🤣 She is my “spicy child.”
My son was 3 when he told other children in his nursery class that Santa was invented by Coca Cola. He also said if he had to believe in a god it would be the Greek gods because they are more interesting. Sorry...— Su Butcher (@SuButcher) December 4, 2017
Meanwhile, others just LOVED it!
Awww how adorable. Love this!! Kids are amazing— Nicole (Nikki Marie) (@KrantzNicole) December 6, 2017
I also like that he withheld his name. Juuuuuuuuust in case!