I’m sorry to have to be the one to break the news to you, but it appears like Luke Bryan will be moving on to the next stage of his career. The one with slightly looser fitting pants.
I know, I know. The good thing is, he never said he was going to stop shaking it.
In an interview with Bobby Bones, Luke chatted about his choice of jeans and reasoning for the decision.
“I did go to a looser jean this year. Because I just got tired of like, ‘Tight Pants Luke Bryan Brings Show to Hoboken.’ Is like everybody here just to see me dance? Nobody wants to hear my vocal quality.”
Can we not be there for both, Luke?
His rear-end has been a topic of conversation for most of his career….remember this appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show?
So, sadly…I suppose…we’ll see a slightly less defined (back)side of Luke the next time he rolls through town. His Huntin’, Fishin’ And Lovin’ Everyday Tour continues this weekend in Texas.
There has to be something I can do to help ease the pain of this announcement from Luke. Hmm.
You’re welcome! These might also aid you in this difficult time!