Finally!! A couple of nice days to sit outside on the patio, in a t-shirt, with some drinks, and not FREEZE!!!! I’m so happy.
Yesterday, a few friends and I gathered on an outdoor patio and it was glorious. The weather was perfect. Tons of sun. No wind. Potential for that perfectly awkward one armed sunburn. Delicous drinks. And of course, what would a patio outting be without a WASP!
Seriously. What is up with wasps? They’re terrifying and annoying all at the same time. Practically everyone is afraid of wasps. Don’t deny it. Even if you can keep your cool during a wasp situation, you’re still at least a little scared of it. And why do they always buzz around your face? That’s the wooooorst!!
So I’m at this table of about 10 people. I really only know 2 of them. Here comes this wasp. Everyone’s trying to act all cool and casual and finally we can’t hold it together anymore. The girls are ducking.
The guys are trying to gently shoo it away. Or just flat out swatting. This darn bug practically lands on my cheek as I’m trying to bury my face into my man’s shoulder. Not cool wasp, not cool. And because this was the first super nice day of “patio season”, I’m pretty sure that was the ONLY wasp in all of the land, and it found US!
Anyway, like most of my blog posts, there isn’t reeeeeally a point to this story. Ok maybe there’s a few.
- Hooray for nice weather. Finally!
- Drinks taste better when it’s nice out.
- Awkward sunburns aren’t cool, but are worth it.
- Wasps are terrible little creatures.
- And hooray for nice weather….again!